Look, my job here is to get you to buy this shirt. The hard part is figuring out why you buy these kinds of shirts. Are you looking for a cool image? Are you a total snob for limited edition shirts? Do you want your shirt to convey a message? Are you trying to hide unsightly gang tattoos? Are you going to let your dog sleep on it?

Take this shirt for example. Sure, it’s a supercool image that was hand printed in superlimited quantities (never to be printed exactly the same again, I might add) that conveys a message of imprisonment that can me applied to many modern social constructs and comes in many sizes that will easily cover your tattoo and your dog will find it to be akin to sleeping on a bed of baby angel behinds, but maybe you want more than that.

Maybe you’re just being unreasonable.